Hear me out: Celebrities should only ever be allowed to do one reality show
Sam Brooks writes: Enforce a strict moratorium period of at least 10 years.
We live in the golden age of celebrity reality shows. Between Dancing with the Stars, Celebrity Treasure Island, The Masked Singer and The Great Kiwi Bake Off, there are at least 30 local celebrities that TV producers have to rope in each year for dancing shoes, bandanas and baking-themed outfits. .
I’ve said before that we don’t have enough celebrities to sustain such a real show economy. But the solution shouldn’t just be to let the same celebrities rotate through all the reality shows.
We should view celebrity reality shows the way Hollywood has long viewed facelifts: You only get one, and it has to be timed for maximum effect. Otherwise, people will end up staring at you and trying to remember what you were famous for in the first place. The more shows with “celebrity” in the title, the less famous the person is.
The celebrities I’m most excited about for the new season of Celebrity Treasure Island are the ones I’m like, “Oh shit! That person Should Be present in such a show.” Perlina Love, Karen O’Leary, Shimpal Lelicy – people who’ve been around might be known on the street, but they’re still a bit of a mystery to put on a show like this. Can they learn a complex dance routine with insufficient practice time? Can they sing while wearing a hideous costume? Can they emotionally manipulate others to win a cup of rice? I don’t know and I want to find out.
This is not meant to denigrate celebrities who have appeared on multiple celebrity reality shows. Both Dancing with the Stars and Celebrity Treasure Island raise hundreds of thousands of dollars for charity, while The Masked Singer offers the rare experience of wearing a custom costume and singing in front of a captive audience while people try and guess who it is. are. Who wouldn’t say yes to that?
This is more of a challenge for the producers of the show: don’t cast someone who has already been on a show as a “celebrity” or “star”. Reality shows shouldn’t just be a way for established celebrities to get their faces back on our screens — they’re also a way for the general public to learn about new celebrities who might be next in line.
There is only one exception to this rule: celebrities who are exceptionally good at reality shows and instead are required to spread their chaos and charisma as far as possible (this is known as the Susan Paul clause. be). However, in most cases, it is better to choose someone who is not yet a celebrity, but will be or soon will be. Help them achieve celebrity status by putting them on the show, then send them on their merry way.